Lyon – Chapter 167

I certainly wasn’t expecting the shit that landed in my lap the next day. After the hell that is Sunday brunch in my house, with the grandparents and Cy joining us, I escaped to my garage to tinker with something.

Every year or so I like to upgrade my sons’ bikes because they outgrow them as fast as I build them. I could hear laughter coming from inside and that was good enough for me.

They make me nuts, but there’s no better feeling than having my whole family under one roof. Kat’s in her element because she has more than enough people at her beck and call.

have to undo half the shit they did.

their ilk will be

ner just to round shit u

her horde took over my damn house.

Cy and Drake my father in law make their way down the steps into the garage.

the sanest out the bunch so I looked at his face to get a be

d you and the boys to come out to my place and help me put this new greenhous

he’s into now is a different kind of medicine.

t need a greenhouse for recreational weed. Why can’t you just buy your shit fr

p him with t

all this free time on my hands I can experiment.”

d what the f**k.

oes Elena know?”

na know how he pulled that one off. Nasty!

gal.

ady know whose side he’s on. Kat swears he’s innocent as a lamb, but what does she know? She still thinks Mengele’s gonna turn out okay.

’re acting like I’m gonna light up and pass it around. When they’re older if they wanna have a smoke with their grandpa then we’ll talk. Besides it’s a good learning experience. Catalina and I are gonna work on coming up with a cure for some things.

ost dropped the damn bike on my foot. H

b, she’s just going to be doing research.” He tapped some shit out of the pipe a

in law wants? When did I fall down the rabbit hole?

ed for the exit with Cy hot on his heels. I did not save that old man off the side of the street so Daniel could smoke ou

his shoulders and looked off in the

ey’d gone. “Wh

a*s in for being a menace or some shit. There has got to be a law on the books somewhere that you can find to deal with his a*s. He’s gonna teach your granddaughter how to grow we

amn mind whose side he’s on. Just like his clueless a*s daughter.

em disappeared and I was left in peace once again. That shit didn’t last because there’s always someone coming and going around here.

I threatened their lives.

ets their mother got them. I guess I can’t blame her for spoiling her kids, but

she gets them be a recipe for disast

more shit they get into.

s off to military school.

it their seal of approval, Mancini with his spying a*s thought it was a good idea, and I’m the one who has to deal with the fallout.

s d

his brothers and the a*s whipping he was sure to get if he lied to me.

property so” It’s true, our closest neighbor is a little ways down on the other side of us and to the right is mostly my acreage, but they’re not fooling me.

ucked up head, the more expensive it is, the better it must be.

s myself to make sure they weren’t spying on anyone like the neighbors thought, and they weren’t but I can see the room for confusio

whole other matter.

g Kat.

her doing tricks on a bike, before she zapped me and turned me into this. I just shook my head and went back to m

shit and tried not to lose my mind. Something that anyone who has kids would tell you is a daily exercise.

oes not bear repeating.

s much as I do Caitiebear’s and I have to say, my daughter is an angel compa

to college. Every other day it’s some shit.

what my neighbors looked like until my boys started to grow. If I wasn’t getting complaints about them riding hell bent for leather up and down the street on their dirt bikes, it was

nt. He and his sour faced wife weren’t too happy, but what the f**k.

iven day.

ectations.

ould dictate shit to me. So now they know if they f**k with my kids they may or may not live to see another day.

nk their kids can do no wrong, but I was a kid once myself and like I said, I stay on top of my kids’ shit.

unding woods and cornfields with that drone shit.

r mother, but they thought it was fun.

ey got the bright idea to post it

llege they can do whatever the hell they like.

n my house with their mother and sisters I’m not too jazzed about letting the outside world in. Shit doesn’t make any sense.

tive, but again, she doesn’t know half the shit I do. And I know for damn sure the predators are using that onlin

to look out for, especially if you have kids. Things keep chang

the more ammunition they’re giving the criminal minded among us. As a dad I have to stay ten steps ahead of that shit.

uck don’t teach my daughters that be polite to stranger’s bullshit.

not to f**k with any motherfucker that I didn’t approve while teaching their brothers

t them until I get there.