Lyon – Chapter 169
By the next morning I’d all but forgotten about him because of all the shit I had going on in my house. Mengele woke me up at the a*s crack of dawn with her shit.
Kat was miserable because one of our kids was currently living on her kidney or some shit and my boys were trying to tear my house off the foundation. Regular Monday morning fare in the Lyon household.
“Anybody miss the bus they’re walking.” Dead silence for a split second and then a stampede. The only one who was doing what they were supposed to was Caitiebear.
phone at six o damn clock in the morning.
.
I went to see to him because Kat’s pregnant a*s wasn’t moving before
y told you I’ll take
her standing a
hat on her mind. “Mengele get out of my room.” She slinked her little a*s out the door mumbling some shit under her breath.
ure we hadn’t disturbed her and headed for the bathroom to get cl
ister uses her mother’s techniques to get over on me, but this one has a whole different game plan. She can be adorably cute when she wants to be.
amn kitchen.
ody was in his high chair eating dry cereal in between sips from his bottle and chortling. She came back in looking like her w
arts so I have to find a breeder okay.” I’d spent the whole damn night looking for that shit.
y f**k that she is.
little girl who was just trying to con a dog out of me turned into the hellion I know and love.
m said.” What the f**k? This kid! There was an outline of a naked woman on his damn shirt.
a whole pancake in his mouth.
ed to be getting calls from his a*****e school with their shit.
as putting on quite the act, tearing up when she knows damn good and well scrambled eggs didn’t hurt her. Still!
your a*s.”
f**k!
the words.
y life depended on it.
.
atched through the window with my second cup of coffee and my droo
ly pissed him off when I couldn’t understand.
mother feeds him some shit that has him solid as f**k and since she’s not allowed to carry him I have to and
stand, the beast waddled down the stairs and into the kitchen with her bitch face on.
nt to the fridge.
ated greed.
etting ready to show his a*s.
he looked at the baby and back at me. “Now feed me.”