Lyon – Chapter 70

I’m a f*****g sap, I called her like six times between the time I got there and lunch.

“Colton, you just hung up the phone like twenty minutes ago.” She was still huffy; damn this girl could hold a f*****g grudge.

“Your point?”

enty minutes?”

s you up and throw you in the back of his car?”

y, by the way your mom and the wedding pla

here are

any other sons you got

e haven’t even chosen a cake.”

don’t

s perfectly fine and she said her cold is all better, you worry too much son, reminds me of your father.” If she thought comparing me to the pothead was gonna get me to do her b

out.” My dad the doctor was heard from in the background, I hope he wasn’t prescribing weed for his heart patients, geez.

ade some half assed excuse and hung up, I don’t even want to know.

re out of hand.

ened keep her afraid but on the other it’s like she thinks she’s invincible or some f**k.

have found a second helping because I can’t seem to get it through her hard as f**k head that what I say goes. Now she’s got my mom in on her shit too.

He was lying on his back checking the paint job on a sweet hog with flames shooting up the sides. Gliding out from under he climbed to his feet and walked over to where I was standing.

ed and looked bad, I had to pull him out of his funk,

then the world was f****d.

put and she doesn’t listen for shit.” I saw the beginning of a smile and figured I might as well make his day.

o knows what, the whole lot of them are on their way to harass some unsuspecting soul about wedding cake or some such fuckery.” He was outright laughing now.

p the wall and don’t think I don’t know she’s been showing you tricks on that damn bike, you go ahead and follow her and break your damn fool neck.”

ent back to what he was doing with a new pep in his step.

the shop looking over what t

o my stomach with worry at shit like this?

by?”

” She was crying and laughing and I didn’t know what the f**k to think.

Hopefully I wouldn’t need to kick anyone’s a*s at the end of this conversation.

om so what the hell could go wrong? Then again she was out with my mom and the girls so I know from experience a fuckload of shit

t was a surprise isn’t that great?”

ife!

ty please for me?” She whispered into the phone.

u start listening.”

ke for the wedding, you do remember saying it had to

few beers.”

of my dreams?” Shit now she was really crying.

ding of your dreams get two cakes, big ones anything you like.” Just please stop crying f**k.

see ya bye.”

.

f**k?”

ck you Tomm

and Jared the a*s was making kissy faces.

were all groaning and cussing by the time I was done.

of months or so because he lives in the oldest house in creation and something always needs fixing.

tly old man Ingles has been mellowed out ever since.

mom said is true then the shit worked.

cold bro, even for you.”

ackled one of his toothless grins and threaten to tell Elena on me, something he’s been doing since I was five.