Lyon – Chapter 84
“Elena I think your son has finally cracked up.” I looked over my shoulder to make sure he wasn’t coming down the stairs but knowing him he’d be in that book for at least another ten minutes until he found something else to make me crazy.
“Why what’s he doing now?”
“Well my tummy somehow sprung up this morning out of nowhere and…”
“WHAT” She screamed loud enough that I had to move the ph
is. Poor thing he’s trying to keep up but it seems like every week there’s something new.
azzes at the smallest things. I have to admit to having a bit of fun at his expense because he’s just too cute.
amn mind; the house looks like a kid’s store threw up all over the basement. He’s bought everything he saw on line that had been recommended for newborns. I’m going to have to go behind him and give away half of it becau
r one.
my eyes and let him think whatever he wanted. As much s*x
ing my way after this.
new ways to make my life a living hell.
er.”
“Not nic
ou blab about this time the tummy thing? You’ve got to s
like he keeps accusing me of but he would not be soothed.
to handle delivery, in fact I wasn’t as afraid as I thought I would be because he was worried enough for both of us.
o heads.
time I get
hundredth time. I wonder what he’s going to do the first time he feels the baby move. He’s too cute, big tough guy brought low by a baby.
is really happ
“Duh.”
y a*s Elena over here?”
she was going to lose her shi
aniel in tow and his new thing is ragging poor Colt to death. The head shaking started right away.
name this time son?”
suck on your pip
you’ve got to light
ver mom.”
her sat on the couch and did what they did best, grouch at each other.
lt has been trying to wean Daniel off of weed for when the baby comes but
I looked over at my husband who was shooting daggers at me with his eyes. I shrugged my shoulders at him she’s his mother.
one.”
cause for celebration.”
aby is reason for celebration, I’m not getting in the middle of their mess let them fight it out.
f I sneeze too hard he freaks.
, leaving us girls to our own devices.
knew he would his eyes turned my way.
ive, bat shit crazy husband and father to be way.
g about babe?’ And this is one conversation I did not want to have right now with all these people around. I guess the sisters caught on b
Colton alone.
t really”
t what? There something you
I’ve hidden something from him. Which I’m now in the habit of doing because if I even look at a page in a magazine for longer than five minutes he tries to get me whate
rooms?
shield me from anything that he thinks will harm me.
ain or upset. My poor husband is going t
anything I need, mom and I were just talking about natural childbirth.” I said it like one word hoping he wo
breath.
was what I wanted to do it was just a thought but
was talking about.
r thing?”
the explosion. If Tina knows what’s good for her she’d keep her mouth shut because her relationship with Colt was still in the early stages.
our f*****g mind. If all you two are going to do is fill her head with bullshit you can’t be around her anymo
u watch your mouth.”
m I am not f*****g around, this girl cries from a f*****g paper cut. She hates pain and who the f**k wouldn’t? But you want her here with some f*****g whack job who probably doesn’t know their head from their a*s with no medical assistance while she pushes a seven pound human being out of her body
now midwives have to go to college and”
g to the hospital where my kid will be born like the other three hundred million motherfuckers in this bitch.”
word of wisdom.
p with this stupid shit. I’m dead serious and if you two keep filling her head with shit you’re cut off. The f**k?” He stomped off and was gone for real this time.